Category Archives: Finish this sentence

Op-Ed: What I really miss…

What I really miss…

Of course, if we’re talking about going back in time, I would say “I really miss my vigor; the health and vitality I used to take for granted.”

But, if we’re talking about things I miss that have even a passing chance of coming back, one of those things would be…roomier parking spaces.

Yes, you heard me right!

You see, public parking lots used to have a small lane that was painted in between the cars, which would allow you to get out of your car without banging your car door into your neighbor’s car.

I guess some up-and-comer figured out that they could squeeze a few more parking spaces into a parking lot by omitting this extra space between the cars.

What that hot shot failed to forecast is that cars would become SUV/tank sized (now the car doors are bigger), while the populace of the US also increased in size (requiring more room to get out of those cars.)

What we have now is a veritable extravaganza of car door dings, scratches and body work that needs to be done after trying to exit our vehicles, leading to a proliferation of business for the auto body shops.

Not to mention more business for chiropractors as we have to become human pretzels just to get out of our cars!

All I can say to the guy who designed these new parking lots is…

“Thanks a lot, pal.”

What do YOU really miss???

Energetically, Diane Tegarden

Where did the phrase “keep it under your hat” come from?

The phrase “keep it under your hat” means to keep a secret, meaning keep the information in your head, not on your lips.

An early example is found in P. G. Wodehouse’s Inimitable Jeeves, written in 1923:

“It made such a hit with her when she found that I loved her for herself alone, despite her humble station, that she kept it under her hat. She meant to spring it on me later.”

Entire citation can be found at www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/under-your-hat.html

Some of my favorite holiday movies…..


I’m enjoying the new holiday movies with Tim Allen…The Santa Clause, it is a great modern take on keeping the Santa tradition alive. Check it out if you get a chance!

I also have an unusual choice, called “Twas the Nightmare before Christmas”. It’s not a horror movie, it’s an animated movie about how all the holidays “live” in a land of their own and how Halloween got mixed up with Christmas one year. Very witty! (The music is by Danny Elfman.)

My new favorite Dickens “A Christmas Carol” is with Patrick Stewart as Ebenezer Scrooge. I think it’s well done and uses less of the special effects and relies more on the acting to make it meaningful and authentic.

Would anyone else like to share their favorite movies at this time of year?

Snuggle up with a friend and have some hot cider, chocolate, or tea, and enjoy!
Diane Tegarden

I don’t understand when people…..(finish this sentence)

I don’t understand when people…..take baths instead of showers. Now, for you bath fanatics, don’t get upset and yell, just give me a minute to explain.

When you take a bath you are sitting in your gunk, the stuff you just washed off of you. So, how can you feel really clean when you’ve just soaked in your own dirty water?

When I need a good hot soak, first I take a shower and wash my hair, so I’m all clean. Then I scrub and fill the tub with clean hot water, so while I soak I’m not sitting in floating gunk!

Just my own humble opinion,
Diane T.

I was almost killed when….. (true story)

I was almost killed when a Brahma bull escaped during a rodeo being held in Northern Arizona.

My Tata (which means grandfather, in Spanish) sold trinkets, dishes, hats and toys to the Indians living on the reservations in Arizona, New Mexico and Mexico during their festivals and holiday celebrations. My dad would take us to go work with my Tata and one summer we found ourselves at a bull and bronco riding rodeo in a small town in Arizona.

He’d park his van, full of toys, dishes, Confederate flags, cowboy hats, bandannas, bird calls, magic snakes and other paraphernalia, so that it made one wall of his stand, which he dubbed “Fun City”.

We’d set up three long tables on the other three sides and start to put out the merchandise, with the old fashioned cash register sitting in the middle of the table facing the front of the stand.

As soon as we arrived, the moms with their kids would start milling around checking out the new dishware while the kids would start begging to be given quarters so they could buy the toys and candy. Tata had been a peddler for many years and his stand was so well known, that the crowds would be waiting for us before we got there in the early morning hours, hoping to get the best merchandise available. After all, once we emptied the van, there’d be no more product to buy.

Engrossed in our exchange, neither the buyers nor sellers at the stand were really paying any attention to the rodeo.

The Indians and cowboys who were opening and closing the gates to control the bulls coming in and out of the corral were blind drunk. Laughing and joking around, they let one gate swing lazily open as a fresh young bull, mad-as-hell and full of powerful energy was being led into the corral.

He came charging out the gate, blind with rage, and headed for the first object in his path, which happened to be my Tata’s vendor stall.

I looked up from my transaction in time to see the bull roaring toward us, head down, powerful muscles stomping the earth in his rage. The small crowd of buyers stood in shock as the huge Brahma bull was bearing down on our stall.

“Everyone, get into the van!” my dad screamed, and just in the nick of time they scooted under the tables to jump into the back of the van.

I leaped into the van full of crying kids and frightened moms just in time to hang onto the side as the behemoth swerved just a fraction to the right, bypassing us within a hair’s breadth, and making the van swerve violently back and forth like a hurricane hit it.

The cowboys, realizing their error, instantly grabbed their lariats and came running after the bull, attempting to distract him by slapping him with the ropes to get him to turn in their direction.

I didn’t realize I had shut my eyes tight until I opened them, to see that a quick thinking cowboy had jumped on the nearest horse and was lassoing the bull. Along with four other men on foot, they managed to get the beast back into the corral and continue the rodeo, laughing and slapping each other on the back.

The Indians, with their enviable attitude of “ok, that’s over, we lived” went imperturbably back to their shopping while my brother and sister and I stood in temporary shock, staring at each other with big eyes.

We sold everything in that van and were given small gifts for helping to save their lives, learning a lesson in the meantime.

“You may experience terror for one second, but you either live or die. Then, for the living, life goes on!”

(True story by Diane Tegarden.)

Fill in the Sentence…the commercial I dislike the most is…

One of the commercials I dislike the most is a Shasta soda pop commercial in which people are hit in the head with a full can of soda to get their attention. To me it’s not funny, I don’t like feigned violence because it makes it seem funny to do something that would seriously injure a person, if it were attempted in “real life”.

Anyone else have an irritating commercial to share?

To me, it is illogical when…

To me, it is illogical when people jog along the busy city streets “for their health”.

Why?

1. On the street you are closer to the tail pipes of all those cars, and therefore to the smog being emitted from cars, so how can this be healthy?

2. Jogging puts intense pressure on all your joints as you jolt along the street, which isn’t good material to be running on anyway; like, the earth, grass or a track field, so how can this be healthy?

3. I’ve seen women jogging along, their breasts merrily bouncing up and down, tearing and abusing the breast tissue, which will encourage them to be saggier later on in life, so how can this be healthy?

4. When you are jogging on the sidewalk, you may be relatively safe, but when joggers run in the road, they are in more danger of being hit and seriously injured by cars than when they are driving, so how can this be healthy?

It simply makes no sense!
Now it’s your turn to share….
Diane T. and furfamily

Finish this sentence…It drives me crazy when…

It drives me crazy when people answer their cell phones, then say “I can’t talk right now!”

Then why in all tarnation do they answer the thing in the first place? Don’t they have an answering machine function on their phone? Can’t they let it ring through and go to voice mail?

Don’t answer your phone unless you have time to talk on it for heaven’s sake! Geez!

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OK, now it’s your turn to list what drives you crazy!

Energetically, Diane Tegarden