Friday Funnies- Marriage in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they began to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

“I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” St. Peter replied and left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer, two months passed. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons.

They wondered; Should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it didn’t work out? Would they be stuck in Heaven together forever?

Another month passed.

St. Peter finally returned looking somewhat bedraggled.

“Yes,” he informed the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.”

“Great!” they chorused. “But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard to the ground.

“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.

“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”


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